Dewey Lambdin - King`s Captain

• Название: King`s Captain
• Автор: Dewey Lambdin
• Жанр: Морские приключения

Following the footsteps of Horatio Hornblower and Jack Aubrey, whose ripping adventures capture thousands of new readers each year, comes the heir apparent to the mantle of Forester and O'Brian: Dewey Lambdin, and his acclaimed Alan Lewrie series. In this latest adventure Lewrie is promoted for his quick action in the Battle of Cape St. Vincent, but before he's even had a chance to settle into his new role, a mutiny rages through the fleet, and the sudden reappearance of an old enemy has Lewrie fighting not just for his command, but for his life.

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Sir Hugo Saint George Willoughby got safely to the deck, almost spryly, gaily, and stepped inboard, grandly doffing his hat to one and all, with a condescending smile on his phyz, like a hero might at the theatre, cheered and clapped for his most recent exploit and basking in his glory from a loge-box before the curtain rose.

"How-dy do, sir… Charmed, I'm certain, young sir…," Sir Hugo said, as officers and midshipmen were named to him. "Ah!" he finally cried, "there's my son. Embrace me, lad… and give ye joy!" making Lewrie feel like a schoolboy just back from his first term at boarding school. And about as embarrassed.

"What in the world are you doin' here? What's happening at home? You'd not come 'less there was something horrid…" Lewrie babbled as he suffered himself to be bear-hugged, bounced and dandled, thumped on the back so hard, for a moment he could conjure that someone had died and left him a huge bundle; he could not imagine his father acting so "paternal," else!

"Patience, lad," Sir Hugo muttered in his ear, "and all will be told. Everyone's well. No worries on that score." He released Lewrie at last, stepped back, and whinnied louder for everyone's ear, "Why, I haven't seen you in ages, and here you are, back safe… and famous, I am bound! I'm dry as dust too. Warmish summer, ain't it. Good t'see me, too, eh wot?"

"We can retire to my cabins," Lewrie said, getting the hint. "This way… Father. Lookin' fit and full o' cream, as you always do. What about some champagne? Aspinall, break out some 'bubbly.' "

The drunken old fart! Lewrie thought.

"Ah, capital, my boy… simply capital!"

"Well, aren't ye goin' to congratulate your pater, me boy?" Sir Hugo asked, once they were below and out of public view. "Uhm… for what, sir?" Lewrie had to ask, pouring him a glass and keeping his eyes fixed on his sire. It was an old habit-always know where his paws were, else he'd pick you cleaner than Sally Blue-and twice as neatly!

Sir Hugo smirked as he reached up to tap his gaudy epaulets.

"Major-General, me lad, just as I told ye, haw!" He beamed like a well-fed buzzard, "Thanks of Parliament too."

"Ah… congratulations," Lewrie replied. "Just who'd you kill?"

"Haw-haw!" Sir Hugo guffawed, tweaking at the fabric of his new and fashionably snug breeches, "No, for my duty suppressing your Nore mutiny. Arrived just after your ship scampered… under General Grey and Buckner's replacement, Admiral Lord Keith."

"Keith Elphinstone, when I knew him at Toulon," Alan supplied, handing his father a tall stem of champagne. "Balls of brass too."

"The very one," Sir Hugo quite cheerfully agreed. "I brought our Yeomen Militia up t'London, got brigaded with some Kentish regiments and got the brigade when the first'un fell off his charger… howlin' drunk. Man can't handle his drink surely can't handle his troops."

"First I've heard." Lewrie found cause to snicker, despite continuing fears that a tragic shoe was about to be dropped. "Though that tipple was as important to the Army as gun-oil."

"Bit of a muddle for a while," Sir Hugo preened on. "One damn' regiment went surly on us near Woolwich… some others traipsed into camp with only half their muster. Rot, sir! Radical, Republican rot, worse'n ever I'd imagine in England! But we put it right, stiffened the Tilbury forts' garrisons, reclaimed some ships that had mutinied … up the Thames… marched down to Sheerness and put spine in the town. Damme, though!" Sir Hugo wheezed in pleasing reverie, "missed the sight on the King's birthday, Alan! Everyone firin' th' hundred-gun salute… mutineers, too, damn their eyes… made the ramparts at Garrison Point collapse! One gun would've done it, and thank God we never had t'cannonade the mutineers for real!"

"But it's over, now," Lewrie said, sipping at his own champagne and feeling impatience to get past the "pleasantries."

"Almost. Some courts-martial still a'waitin'. Hellish docket, d'ye see. That Parker fellow went for the high jump. After that, we marched off for home. Got presented at court, my way back through the City, when the Thanks, and the promotion, came. 'His Nobs' the King, he thinks high of you… that letter you wrote him."

"He does?" Lewrie could only gasp.

"Well, those whores of yours became, ah… 'certain loyal and patriotic women of Sheerness,' but… all in all, he thinks you're th' knacky sort. Never hurts… when he's in his right mind, that is."

"Well, well…!" Lewrie had to gasp again and sit down.

"Now… about personal doin's…" Sir Hugo said, sobering and cocking his head at Aspinall, who was puttering and hovering.

"Aspinall, do you go on deck, for a while. My father and I wish to chat private for a spell," Lewrie bade, tensing once more.

"Damme, never saw ye as a ship captain, Alan… in the Far East, the best ye had was a dog's manger for quarters," Sir Hugo said, as he peered about appreciatively, not innocently though-there was a tad too much of the smirk to his face for that. "Navy lives right well, I must say!"

" 'A poor thing, but mine own,' " Lewrie quoted, shifting uneasily in his chair.

"Fine, quiet… damn' near stylish place t'put the leg over any willin' mort, I'm bound." Sir Hugo leered on. "Damme!"

Toulon, attracted by Sir Hugo's idly swinging, highly polished boot, had come to greet the new face; he leapt into Sir Hugo's lap and swished his tail right-chearly, reaching up to bat at those glittery gold epaulets with their tantalising gilt cord tassels.

"Nice, kitty…" Sir Hugo glowered. "Now, bugger off!"

Damned near cross-eyed in perplexity, and with a tiny "ummph" of disappointment, Toulon did, though Sir Hugo hadn't moved a muscle.

"Father, what…?"

"Always were fonder o' quim than yer av'rage feller, I recall," Sir Hugo frowned, studying his son over the rim of his glass. "Mad for it, from yer first breeches."

"Right, so…?" Lewrie attempted to bluff.

Christ, who blabbed? was his panicky thought though; and just which "liaison" of mine was blabbed about? Did Sophie, that … !

"Just after Caroline fetched Sophie and your kiddies back to home, there came this damn' letter. Damn' good hand, expensive paper… one o' those catty things from 'a concerned friend.' Someone hates ye worse than Muhammadans hate roast pork!"

"What the Devil d'ye mean, someone hates me?" Lewrie flummoxed.

"Lots of people hate me, I'd expect… God knows why! Whatever did it say, then?"

"The court takes note ye didn't try t'deny it straightaway," Sir Hugo quipped, looking coolly amused.

"Well, how can I do that when you've yet to tell me what-the-bloody-Hell's-in-it?" Lewrie snapped back.

"It described, ah… yer 'diversions' in the Mediterranean. A certain sham Corsican countess, no more'n a common whore, named Phoebe Are-tino?"

"Oh!" Lewrie felt the need to gasp again. "Shit!"

It was out at last! Lewrie had himself a deep draught, going icy inside.

"Then, t'make matters worse, some Genoese mount, Claudia… however d'ye say it…" his father prompted, scowling.

"Mastandrea," Lewrie croaked, "Claudia Mastandrea, but she was secret government business, a French spy, and…!"

"And you were ever the patriotic sort." Sir Hugo felt the need to cackle. "Court also takes note ye know the lady in question. Knew, rather… biblically. And the worst part…"

"Worst?" Alan sighed. "Jesus!"

"Last year, when your ship was in the Adriatic," Sir Hugo went on relentlessly, "you rescued some Greek piece, a widow once married to a Catholic Irish trader… in the fruit trade, it said?"

"Currants," Lewrie weakly supplied without thinking.

"Right, then… sweet currant duff." Sir Hugo sniffed, as if it was all a titanic jest. "Took her t'Lisbon 'board yer ship as a cabin guest… Saw more of her in Lisbon too, 'fore she took passage to her in-laws in Bristol. Yer nameless informer knew all that, her new address… and the fact that when the Widow Connor turned up on their doorstep, she was 'ankled.' ''

"What!" Lewrie yelped, his features paling whey-ishly, and just about ready to tear his hair out in consternation. "What? Preg… no! We, I… that is, uhm…!"

"Thought I taught ya th' value o' good cundums, Alan, me dear," Sir Hugo sighed, worldly-wise, as if disappointed in him. "Venetian or Dago made, were they? Hard t'find at Lisbon? When I was hidin' from creditors in Oporto, they surely were. Damn all Romish countries and their meddlin' priests…"

"P… pregnant?" Lewrie could only splutter. "Impossible, for I had three-dozen of Mother Green's best, I assure…"

God, he thought though; that first night, we didn't! Too mad for it, right after I rescued her from the Serb pirates! One bloody, incautious night, just the once…? That was simply too unjust!

Despite his predicament, for a glad second or two, he recalled summer-sheen sweat and slippery bodies, going at it like stoats, quiet whimpers instead of wee screams, so her son could sleep through it in his hammock… God, at least four bouts or more!

August, that'd been-Theoni had taken ship from Lisbon in October and wasn't showing then! He caught himself counting the months on his fingers.

"Fine thing t'master… mathematics," his father commented, in a hellish-pleased humour, as if scoffing a cully who dared to be half the man that he was. "Mistress Connor was delivered of a healthy boy, your informer says… Papist baptised, though. Alan James Connor, do ye see. Hellish coincidence… ain't it."

"Dear Lord," Lewrie said, topping up their glasses.

"Bein' in trade an' all," Sir Hugo sneered, "the Bristol branch of the Connors can add too, and knew there was no way their dead son could've quickened her, so… her new in-laws truckled her right out, soon as she bloomed. The damn' foreign chit, and what can ye expect of Dago trash? Damme, the Connors must be rollin'in 'chink' t'have such touchy morals… never could afford 'em, me. But Mistress Connor has her dead husband's half-share o' th' currant trade, plus a good claim on their share, with a wolfish lawyer. She lit in London, livin' just as high as any righteous widow. Your 'concerned friend' knew her address there too. Looked her up on my way back to Anglesgreen, your dear wife bade me."

"You what?" Alan said with a wince, sure the game was up after all this time. At Caroline's urging? "She did?" And did his father try to put his leg over? "How was she? How did she…? Is he really?" "He has your eyes," Sir Hugo cooed.

It was true, then; after all these years, he'd sired a bastard… one he knew of, at any rate. One he had to own up to… well, there'd been Soft Rabbit up the Appalachicola, but he'd scampered long before she'd borne his git… on King's business!

"Fetchin' wee lad," Sir Hugo said, holding up the bottle to see if they'd need a replacement soon. "And I'll give ya points, me son, for taste. A dev'lish-handsome woman is Mistress Theoni Connor. Those big amber eyes, almond-slanted and all, her chestnut hair? And still trim as a spinster lass, despite bearin' two 'gits.' "

"So… what did you tell Caroline?" Lewrie enquired, crossing his fingers for luck; feeling the urge to cross his legs too!

"Partways, the truth," Sir Hugo replied, taping his noggin and looking especially sly.

Lewrie felt like putting his head on the desk and blubbing.

"Partways, lad." Sir Hugo chuckled. "Whorin' runs in the fam'ly blood… so does artful lyin'. Told her, yes, she's a newborn and she did name him after you… but for savin' her and her son, Michael, from rape and butchery… for helpin' her t'Venice to cash in, thence t'Lisbon and the packet ship for Bristol. Out of gratitude! But I also said I didn't see a bit of resemblance."

"Thank bloody Christ for that!" Lewrie whooshed in relief. "I mean… thank you, Father!" That was hard-wrung from him; Lewrie could not recall too many benefits he'd ever gotten from the man to thank him for!

"Lied main-well, if I do say so m'self," Sir Hugo told him, as he smiled. "Your ward, Sophie, did too."

"Sophie? Hey? She never knew Theoni, so… Oh! Phoebe!"

"Aye, that'xm" Sir Hugo chuckled. "Poor chit got flustered… when home, remember, does Sophie begin t'babble more Frog than English, she's up t'somethin'. But Sophie assured Caroline this Phoebe chit was just a seamstress and maid from Toulon… came aboard your ship as a refugee with hundreds of others, and served Sophie 'til she got off at Gibraltar. Your cabin was arseholes and elbows with emigres. No privacy anyway."

"So what did Caroline make of all that?" Lewrie dreaded to ask.

"That there's a damn' sight too many women so 'grateful' to ya t'suit her. Allowed that it all might sound innocent… you bein' so manly and fetchin', or so she said. But there's a bit too much of it. Said maybe the damn' letter was from some termagant mort you'd spurned…!"

"Oh, good!"

"Should there actually be one in that category… hmmm?"

"Forehead creased?" Lewrie asked, crossing his fingers again.

"Nigh a yard deep," Sir Hugo related. "Muttered somethin' like 'where there's smoke, there's fire.' More fool you, me lad, marryin' a shrewd woman. I'd o' cautioned ye t'stick with 'stupid' if I knew you felt the marriage itch. Slack-wit women may fluff up 'jealous'… never for th' right reasons, thank God, so ye can get away with more. Now, Alice, Lord… I could've had her maid in the soup tureen, and she would've said the tang was off, was all."

"So Caroline's mollified? Completely?"

"Well, let's say she almost was.. .'til your solicitor wrote to her," Sir Hugo said, beginning to smirk and chuckle under-his breath as he topped their glasses with the last of the bottle. "Beg pardon?"

"Needed seed money, day-labourer's wages. Feller said that she couldn't get as much as she'd requested since ye'd promised one-hundred-sixty pounds to some Sheerness women for, ah… 'services rendered.' ''

"But that was for helpin' me… they weren't… I never!" "Stap me, didn't I caution ye. Quality beats Quantity all hollow, me lad?" Sir Hugo had the cruelty to hoot in high humour.

"Thirty-two of 'em, surely the number told her it was preposterous…" Lewrie spluttered some more, growing numb.

"I'll not get in the middle o' that 'un," Sir Hugo vowed.

Aye, it'd look that way, wouldn't id Lewrie sighed to himself; / am so well and truly … ruined! Do I go home, I'll most-like be shot on sight.1 Her brother, Governour, always was toppin '-fair with pistols!